So I’d always been complaining about how the Asian population in London [ecology talk, of course. fml] is virtually non-existent. Rather, I never see many, if any of them [‘many if any’ say it fast x10 … anyone else end up with ‘mansasdfjdfkn’??]. This can be explained by several theories.
1 – I spend the bulk of my time on the wrong side of campus [completely opposite from the Science/Math buildings heh heh].
2 – No other Asian parent aside from my mother would ever allow their child, after being forced into countless years of Chinese/math/piano/Art/English/every freaking extra class you can come up with, to end up in something as esteemed as Kin, where 80s and even 90s derive from serving balls over nets [loveeeee..!]. Of course to avoid completely pissing her off, I went into the science stream [STREAAAAAM].
3- They have all migrated to areas in which bbt/dimsum/bootleg dvds are just a few reckless drives away. [hahahah]
Last year, all of us minority folks in Kin tried counting our peeps to see who there were less of [Kin ppl - always finding the competition in everything]. Note: ‘Minority’ was standardized as anyone not Caucasian … or really, just white [blunt, I know, but who really says Caucasian?? Or maybe I’m just rude. Rude gyal]. Basically, I got 5 on my end [me, trang, liv, sam … and me haha]. Although, the browns might take it home à Akshaan and Megha hahaha representttt..! Chinese and brown people/parents go hand in hand, really. But let’s not get too racist now [keyword being 'now' lol]. The equity members must be shitting themselves hahah.
ANYWAY – the point was not to offend anyone, although God did seem to grant me this wonderful gift as I often do it publicly and mindlessly almost everywhere I go [WHO THE FUCK EATS YOGURT AT MARBLE SLAB??? *man beside our table glares intently at me* … fml]. Next year’s resolutions: Be more aware of surroundings before opening mouth.
Trangalang, my little Asian dumpling of London, drove me around yesterday and showed me where our pee-pos be at lol. FINALLY FOUND A DECE PHO RESTAURANT HALLELUJAH..!!! Maang, that’s what I’m saying yo. No more of this 10 dorrars for a dinky bowl of imitated rice noodles … where ma raw beef/fish balls/cow stomach at BEEECH?!? I love how it’s the battle of the Viets vs. Cambodians here lol..! Apparently the Cambodians are the badasses [and suppliers, if ya know what I mean lolol]. That’s so freaking funny. Jenny, you’d fit right in here bahaha..!! She took me to the Asian ‘supermarkets’ here [yes, we’re THAT cool] and they would probably shit themselves if they ever came to T&T. Thanks again for driving me around the whole day dearest to see all the ‘ghetto’ areas of London haha baby you ain’t seen nothing yet…!! Missed you :)!
Oh yeah, she was also telling me how all the Asians here either deal drugs [bbt joint used as cover-up … brilliant] or work at the Chicken factory that supplies McD’s chicken [LMAO]. That tickled my cravings so much that I decided to go support my Asian Londoners.
Presented in front of me are 6 delicious nuggets that are staring crispily at ma faace.
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Nomnomnom... the Taste of Asia .... London stylin' lolol!
To you, great chicken factory workers, I raise my nugget ...... hazaaa..!
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