Highest high-tide, lowest low-tide

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Lowest Low-Tide

What is up with July?  For some reason, this month has just been -- for lack of better words -- balls ass.  In particular, family members seem to suddenly be going one by one.  I can't say I know how to handle these situations very well, but I know that the best thing for me to do right now is just to remain calm and collected, especially in front of mom, aunts and other family members who are currently very much emotionally unstable right now.  They're all flying back to HK as I speak, which is probably for the best.  I cannot imagine what my uncle and cousins must be going through, but I can only hope that they find comfort, peace and strength soon.  Our thoughts are with you.  RIP 舅母 ＆ 三姨丈

Highest High-Tide

On a brighter note, the last two weekends have been nothing short of excitement!

SKYDIVING

Basically the most Xtreme [STREAAAAAM] day of our lives.  Num and I did it with SkyDive Toronto in Cookstown [insert jingle here, jade haha].  Jade and Betty came for moral support, but more to await on the fate of their inheritances of our assets if the parachutes would decide to let our fatasses drop lolol love you guys too!

8 hours were spent waiting for 'COLUMBUS' clouds to clear [you love my life], but never a dull moment with your favourite rude gyalz in the boonies:

- Crazy 8 countdown    [champion, merci beaucoup]

- Our new fav card game with les actions INTENSIFS   ['X' .. STREAAAM..!!!]

- Showcasing our gifted vocals with 'GUESS THAT HUMDINGING SONG' [i just made up the name, pretty good, non?!?!] where being able to hum was suggested, but not required hahah.

- NOM NOM NOM ... OBVS.  bananabread. cookies. burgers. smartfood.pink elephant popcorn!!!  

- Discuss provocative issues that matter   ["So ... has he done THIS to you ..." *Lift shirt, spread the jam, do the wiggle* HAHAHAH]

Good freaking times.

8 hours later -- JUMPTIME..!!!  I would get suited up with a jailbird ensemble & Mr. Latvian lova lova [my instructor] decided that a MEDIUM conehead cap would fit me.  You so serrrrious, Alex?!  Needless to say, he left after a few good tries and came back with an XL.  Story of my life.  

We got up to about 10 000 ft and it was MASS cold.  Num's latvian cuddled her.  It was like hot sex on a plane.  HAHAHHA JK.  Once we reached height everyone just shuffled out and basically got thrown out of the plane so there was no time to be scared.  Except when I watched Num go ahead of me and she immediately dropped wayyyy down ... FML.  You really could not feel that nasty gut feeling you'd get on the Behemoth or something so it was SWEET..!!  Alex kept tapping me at 6000ft to pull the chute, but I was being too STREAAAM at the camera so he ended up saving both our lives hahaha.  The view was absolutely amazingggg, other than the fact that the harness was half choking my neck as we were spinning down [the latvian and I had language barriers ... I no undastand].

The idiots screwed up numra's pics and gave me some other dude's.  Sweet.  But we both got the vids so it's all good..!!  

An expensive hobby, but SO FREAKING WORTH IT..!!!  BUCKET LIST.  NOW.

GRAND BEND WEEKEND -- NSP Vball Tour & Reunion 

To be cont'd .......

I love how mass long my entries are hahaha ANYTHING TO AVOID STUDYING..!!! :)